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So I found this cool website for learning ancient languages

go wild

holy fuck

I just did a quick perusal of the Coptic resources on this site, and it has all the resources I’ve personally found worthwhile and then some. These are resources that took me months, if not years, to discover and compile. I am thoroughly impressed. The other languages featured on the site are:

• Akkadian
  
• Arabic
  
• Aramaic
  
• Church Slavonic
  
• Egyptian (hieroglyphics and Demotic)
  
• Elamite
  
• Ethiopic (Ge’ez)
  
• Etruscan
  
• Gaulish
• Georgian
• Gothic
• Greek
• Hebrew
• Hittite
• Latin
• Mayan (various related languages/dialects)
• Old Chinese
• Old English
• Old French
• Old Frisian
• Old High German
• Old Irish
• Old Norse
• Old Persian
• Old Turkic
• Sanskrit
• Sumerian
• Syriac
• Ugaritic
  

For the love of all the gods, if you ever wanted to learn any of these languages, use this site.

Likely helpful for various recon-oriented polytheists.

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“guys wearing dresses” is a tired punchline for a joke, not to mention kinda sexist and transphobic.

“guys wearing suits of armor” now that’s comedy gold.

The more inappropriate the situation is for a suit of armor, the better.

A lot of people bring up formal dances in the notes as an inappropriate situation, and while that’s true, I don’t think you’re going far enough.

Imagine going square dancing in a full suit of armor. and a cowboy hat. Or a monster truck derby. Imagine doing a sexy carwash in a full suit of armor.

The possibilities are endless.

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Hey y’all! I know it’s been a couple years since I was active here, and most of y’all may not remember me. I’m not going to be using this account anymore, but I am going to start using a fae/aliens/conspiracy themed blog which you can find at @natanalien if you want! sorry for all the friendships I abandoned here, but please send me a message if we used to talk and I’ll be happy to strike it right back up again! Love you all, and hopefully I’ll see you around!

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pneggy:

Pretend ur invasive self hating thoughts r being said to u by a 13 y/o boy on xbox live trying to get a rise out of you like
“Your girlfriend dumped you because you’re ugly”
that’s nice tim isn’t it past ur bedtime

also, if you have intrusive violent thoughts, pretend they’re being said to u by an annoying backseat driver

“drive into that pole”
thanks karen or i could not do that

Perfect

you can also pretend that the Super Paranoid thoughts are being said by that conspiracy theorist in your history class

“maybe they poisoned you”
maybe you should fuck off, geoffrey-with-a-g

OHH MAN I DO THIS SHIT EVERY DAY

My favorite for intrusive anxious thoughts is to pretend Spock’s behind you with an answer.

“did I lock the door-”

captain you have locked the door every day for over ten years, and it is very hard for most people to break even subconscious habits, so you most definitely locked the door

I told my new psychiatrist about how I learned this from y'all and his eyes lit up. He didn’t smile but he did nod a whole bunch of times, it was great.

I like to pretend that my intrusive thoughts are being said to me by a super uptight religious white lady

“god hates you because you don’t believe in him”
“your failures are too great to be forgiven by anyone”
“everything you do is wrong and you are going to burn in hell”

thanks for the input brenda but fuck right off

I would just like to say that I love you all for this idea.

Reblogging this for a friend.

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